1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Nobody translated and synchronized by 2 00:00:39,584 --> 00:00:41,418 And oh my God 3 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:44,458 Avalon 4 00:00:44,459 --> 00:00:46,292 .Shangri-La 5 00:00:46,293 --> 00:00:48,167 Nirvana 6 00:00:48,168 --> 00:00:49,751 Heaven 7 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:54,292 , the golden place has many names 8 00:00:54,293 --> 00:00:57,501 .but the way there is quite dangerous 9 00:01:02,418 --> 00:01:06,500 But the journey is important .just like the goal for the warrior 10 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,292 .this is your destiny 11 00:01:08,293 --> 00:01:10,918 .that's what you live for 12 00:01:11,043 --> 00:01:15,458 And if you manage to get to the end You are guaranteed a place in history 13 00:01:15,459 --> 00:01:18,126 .You will become a god 14 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,543 ...but if you don't succeed 15 00:01:27,251 --> 00:01:29,042 So you got fucked 16 00:01:29,043 --> 00:01:33,334 Because even if there is only one way ...to heaven 17 00:01:34,459 --> 00:01:37,793 There are many ways to die 18 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:41,501 .and none of them are pleasant 19 00:01:43,709 --> 00:01:46,792 Imagine the worst possible torture 20 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:48,918 .and then multiply it tenfold 21 00:01:54,293 --> 00:01:57,126 You may also be buried alive 22 00:02:00,876 --> 00:02:03,208 or you may be imprisoned in some 23 00:02:03,209 --> 00:02:05,751 A type of plastic cup 24 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:10,834 And you always have the option .to be eaten to death 25 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:17,209 .And that's just the icing on the placenta cake 26 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,600 "The Sperm Bank" 27 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:30,625 We even heard that they get pure pleasure 28 00:02:30,626 --> 00:02:33,918 .from our pain and death 29 00:02:35,543 --> 00:02:38,333 And if one of you , will succeed in reaching the egg chamber 30 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:42,250 .that doesn't mean you won !No, no, no, far from it 31 00:02:42,251 --> 00:02:47,125 , the most difficult challenge will come later .Then you have the egg cell wall itself 32 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:49,542 .you can't just crash through it 33 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:52,750 .Go through it only if you are worthy 34 00:02:52,751 --> 00:02:55,167 If it is written in the nuts of fate You are the one who will enter 35 00:02:55,168 --> 00:02:59,626 ...and will unite with the light 36 00:03:01,418 --> 00:03:05,167 .and this is exactly the reason it is destined to fail 37 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,292 !Siman Squirt (squirt) the young man 38 00:03:07,293 --> 00:03:10,250 You are the most incompetent sperm cell 39 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:13,250 !that I ever had at Zion University 40 00:03:13,251 --> 00:03:18,333 Instead of listening to my lecture on ejaculation ...and how amazing the vagina is 41 00:03:18,334 --> 00:03:21,417 ?You're sitting there reading about... what ?On the body 42 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:25,583 What kind of nonsense are you reading? ?During my lecture 43 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:30,292 , there are only two important parts of the body The sack and the holster 44 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:34,500 Why even be interested in the rest? Here life is alive .This is where life begins, the rest is just dead meat 45 00:03:34,501 --> 00:03:37,583 But, professor, with all due respect 46 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,918 The rest of the body is connected to the vagina and the scrotum 47 00:03:41,043 --> 00:03:44,167 The intestines, blood vessels, heart and brain 48 00:03:44,168 --> 00:03:47,250 .maybe especially the brain ...I'm just trying 49 00:03:47,251 --> 00:03:49,417 .see the whole picture... - ?really! the heart? the intestines - 50 00:03:49,418 --> 00:03:52,667 Do you think they are at all important for reproduction? 51 00:03:52,668 --> 00:03:57,167 ?How would you cut a liver? or intestine 52 00:03:57,168 --> 00:04:00,708 .You are a seed, Seaman .You have unlimited potential 53 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:03,459 .so be the best seed you can be 54 00:04:05,126 --> 00:04:08,042 ?Okay. where was i 55 00:04:08,043 --> 00:04:10,501 Good luck, fucking brains 56 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,251 Have you seen the painting? 57 00:04:18,293 --> 00:04:22,667 .I don't understand it, Comilla .I am just one of thousands of millions of sperm cells 58 00:04:22,668 --> 00:04:26,458 Why should I believe that I have? ?Even a faint chance 59 00:04:26,459 --> 00:04:29,375 Good job in today's lecture .a small spitting puppy 60 00:04:29,376 --> 00:04:31,750 ...I didn't do much, though 61 00:04:31,751 --> 00:04:34,292 I was being ironic. It was terrible 62 00:04:34,293 --> 00:04:38,292 , you lower our average A stain on the sheets like you 63 00:04:38,293 --> 00:04:39,834 Hi! 64 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:43,750 If you touch Siman again I will pull your tail 65 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,417 And I'll shove it so deep in your ass 66 00:04:46,418 --> 00:04:49,543 You will die from cumming in your own ass 67 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:52,043 !Relax, I was just kidding 68 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,500 ?Semen! Maybe a little too much 69 00:04:56,501 --> 00:05:01,084 So have a little faith in yourself - There is a difference between self-confidence and megalomania - 70 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:04,583 .You talk about it like you have a choice 71 00:05:04,584 --> 00:05:08,417 .We can't go out of course .we have to stay here in the sack 72 00:05:08,418 --> 00:05:10,542 to stay here in the sack - Yes - 73 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,625 .to stay here, in the sack 74 00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:16,333 .here in the sack, we are doing great 75 00:05:16,334 --> 00:05:20,167 , here in the sack, we are smiling and happy 76 00:05:20,168 --> 00:05:24,125 There are no condoms here .and there are no diaphragms either 77 00:05:24,126 --> 00:05:27,918 Here, you are not allowed to get licks from a girl or from a guy 78 00:05:28,043 --> 00:05:31,625 With their tongues 79 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:33,625 Here in a bag 80 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:38,668 But Seaman, you don't want to try to be something - But why? Everything is great where we are - 81 00:05:39,293 --> 00:05:43,417 , here in the sack of a guy named Jans 82 00:05:43,418 --> 00:05:47,125 A young man with zero resourcefulness 83 00:05:47,126 --> 00:05:50,708 , he never goes downtown .never takes drugs at parties 84 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:54,458 No, he is sitting in his room .playing and eating junk food 85 00:05:54,459 --> 00:05:58,333 he is the king 86 00:05:58,334 --> 00:06:00,626 of the sack 87 00:06:01,334 --> 00:06:05,001 But Seaman, you don't understand - I don't understand what - 88 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:09,876 This has been going on for too long , here in a sack 89 00:06:10,001 --> 00:06:13,750 .down here in the sack it's too crowded 90 00:06:13,751 --> 00:06:17,708 Everything is grouped together .and it smells like old fish 91 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:21,250 No, I don't want to stay here No matter what you do 92 00:06:21,251 --> 00:06:25,208 ...if you had to stay 93 00:06:25,209 --> 00:06:27,042 .here in a sack... 94 00:06:27,043 --> 00:06:29,375 .push up and forward now 95 00:06:29,376 --> 00:06:31,293 Come on! 96 00:06:33,501 --> 00:06:37,125 But think of all the dangers .that are lurking there for you 97 00:06:37,126 --> 00:06:40,750 This is why you must join me .like a loyal friend 98 00:06:40,751 --> 00:06:45,292 But imagine someone swallowing us .as if we were quenching our thirst 99 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:47,292 It's something you can count on 100 00:06:47,293 --> 00:06:50,042 when you live under 101 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:53,793 to fuck 102 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:01,625 Impressive choreography 103 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:05,708 , if they continue to sing and dance We have nothing to worry about 104 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:10,083 , if they decide to be captains of the ship .so we are in trouble 105 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:13,417 ?Steer the ship? they are It won't happen 106 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:19,042 The sack of pills doesn't know how to think long term .or think critically. He's just passing the time 107 00:07:19,043 --> 00:07:22,500 .we'll see We have passed the point of puberty 108 00:07:22,501 --> 00:07:24,125 .We've been like this for a while 109 00:07:24,126 --> 00:07:28,918 ?You tell me now ...did we make it through? We passed the point 110 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:47,625 I want to live here in a sack forever - We will be too crowded in the sack - 111 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:51,876 All my friends are here in the sack - When will something interesting happen - 112 00:07:52,001 --> 00:07:55,500 .out there, there's no singing and dancing - But one day you have to take a risk - 113 00:07:55,501 --> 00:08:00,126 So believe in yourself Go find your luxury 114 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:05,918 here 115 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:09,500 inside 116 00:08:09,501 --> 00:08:14,334 !Launch 117 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,000 Sparmageddon 118 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:39,042 This should be fun, right Jans? Nice to get away from the old fossils - 119 00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:42,167 Fossils, really - .there is nothing that compares to this - 120 00:08:42,168 --> 00:08:43,792 ?I'm right, Jans 121 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:46,417 .Yes, father .that would be great 122 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:49,625 What will you do in the cabin? ?Go for a walk 123 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:52,333 maybe - ?Go fishing? play monopoly - 124 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:54,708 draw Play hide and seek - 125 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:57,500 Pin the tail on the donkey - Play coin toss - 126 00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,750 Shoot empty bottles - fix a fence - 127 00:08:59,751 --> 00:09:03,542 Schedule evil spirits with the help of a séance board - Flip through old magazines - 128 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:07,542 Pretend you are disabled - Yes, it always works! 129 00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:11,542 No. Just like last year Watch some movies, play some games 130 00:09:11,543 --> 00:09:15,333 !No, stop it .games and movies? God Almighty 131 00:09:15,334 --> 00:09:18,333 What a fucking nerd! 132 00:09:18,334 --> 00:09:22,375 It wasn't like that When we were young and horny, mom 133 00:09:22,376 --> 00:09:26,125 Do you remember the trip to the cabin? ?How drunk I was 134 00:09:26,126 --> 00:09:30,667 I don't know if I should share this with Jans - .I was completely spilled - 135 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:33,042 Peter, we don't tell Yanes that 136 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,708 I threw up all over the cabin I threw up on everything 137 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,792 And I also shit on myself, remember 138 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:40,750 Literally. I crapped my pants 139 00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:42,500 .Peter, that's enough 140 00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:44,876 Then I went to sit in the car 141 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,250 , and then we ran over the neighbor's dog Do you remember? 142 00:09:48,251 --> 00:09:50,500 I didn't see him, because I was drunk 143 00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:53,751 .The entrails and everything spilled out 144 00:09:54,418 --> 00:09:56,750 That's when the cops showed up 145 00:09:56,751 --> 00:09:58,583 .yes, that's right 146 00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:02,418 I actually got two months in jail ...about it 147 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,500 ?But damn, it wasn't amazing 148 00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:11,042 .but it's not cool anymore .Today's youth is so aware 149 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:13,333 Not me, I'm politically correct 150 00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:15,250 Peter! 151 00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:17,251 !Pay attention to the road 152 00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:32,458 Here is your bag with the clothes .and your sleeping bag 153 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:35,125 ...and I almost forgot 154 00:10:35,126 --> 00:10:40,042 , your bag is full of snacks for the youth Chocolate candies, cheese candies, and lots of soda 155 00:10:40,043 --> 00:10:41,500 .Thanks, Dad 156 00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:43,125 Mom! 157 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:45,500 Peter - Yes, I will, I will - 158 00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:47,375 ...well, Jans, by the way 159 00:10:47,376 --> 00:10:49,833 .There's just one more thing 160 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:52,918 ...that's something I wanted to tell you earlier 161 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:55,834 ?You know how it is with the birds and the bees 162 00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:58,876 What - ...flowers need to get pollen 163 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:01,542 ...from another flower to 164 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:04,625 ... to multiply - Really? 165 00:11:04,626 --> 00:11:06,500 .cool - ?Didn't you know that - 166 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:10,500 .No, I thought flowers just pop out of the ground 167 00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:13,583 It's just bullshit ?You didn't believe it 168 00:11:13,584 --> 00:11:17,292 Well, the boy flowers ...getting help from the bees 169 00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:21,250 ...to put the powder in... .the lady's flowers 170 00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:26,208 .and they often do it just for fun .they don't always try to make a small flower 171 00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:28,042 ?Why are you bringing this up now? 172 00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:33,208 Regardless, the point is that the bees .don't always want the best for the flowers 173 00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:38,876 .So the flower has to control the bee .because the flower is the boss 174 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:42,542 ?Wait a minute, that's a metaphor ...if you're talking about sex 175 00:11:42,543 --> 00:11:46,834 I watch hard porn on my phone .since I was 13 years old 176 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:52,292 Anyway, of course you know everything .about these things 177 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:57,167 , rubber, raincoat .wrapper, sausage casing 178 00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:58,792 .a condom 179 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:03,501 They say it's like eating candy with the wrapper on ?But you know what 180 00:12:04,876 --> 00:12:08,083 .I think it's better with the cover 181 00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:11,000 Do you want some - No thanks, Dad. 182 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:15,501 All right, Jans. Have fun and don't do anything .that I would do 183 00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:20,001 .seriously, don't do it 184 00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:24,750 Hey guys - What's going on? 185 00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,667 Hey, Jans - Where are the girls? 186 00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:30,167 They came yesterday - .well, let's begin - 187 00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:34,793 .I can't let the girls be alone. There are many deer here .I think Lisa has a fear of moose 188 00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:41,083 Seaman, maybe we'll spend some time this weekend And we will practice swimming 189 00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:43,500 .could be good to improve our technique 190 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,333 .I started Gizmo's training program 191 00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:51,583 .I would be happy, but I just got the new "obligatory seed". !He should be really amazing 192 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:54,833 It has an open vulva exploration mode without fucks Multiple sprayer compatible with platforms 193 00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:56,833 .and royal free asshole mode 194 00:12:56,834 --> 00:13:00,250 .but you can't just play games, Seaman 195 00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:03,792 How about practicing some skills ?of the real world 196 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:07,750 Comilla? .don't-worry-about-it 197 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:11,542 , the chance that one of us will reach the swamp first .He is one in several billions 198 00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:16,876 And speaking of Gizmo .we both know who will win 199 00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:21,458 Why pretend to be something else? At least Gizmo has the right attitude - 200 00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:25,625 ...he's nice, he's funny - He's definitely not nice! 201 00:13:25,626 --> 00:13:29,043 Look at them .small heads of meat 202 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,083 .insects .creepy caterpillars 203 00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:36,918 Millions of little worms are pressed As if they have any meaning in the world 204 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:41,501 , you can be anything you want .You just have to believe in yourself 205 00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:45,542 Yes, sure What's next? 206 00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:49,333 ?Maybe we should vote for the seed that will win the race 207 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,418 ?With elections 208 00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:55,500 No 209 00:13:55,501 --> 00:14:00,208 Victory goes to whoever controls the game in all its dimensions 210 00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:04,125 .just using your tail won't help .you have to use your head too 211 00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:07,333 Yes, your head - Friends! 212 00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:11,167 After Sparmageddon, you will take over this empire 213 00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:15,709 , after I, as chosen I aborted the egg 214 00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:20,625 So, let me introduce the innovation , to help me along the way 215 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,376 !cumulation 9000 216 00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:34,708 The finish 9000 has everything .that you need to win 217 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:38,375 , egg cell detector Double protective shields against spermicide 218 00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:42,125 , bullets penetrating the diaphragm .chainsaw gloves 219 00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:44,168 , and last but not least important 220 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:48,126 !Twin propellers 221 00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:51,500 ?But Mr. Gizmo 222 00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:56,000 , without being sour ?Isn't that... cheating? 223 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:59,000 It's not cheating if you don't get caught 224 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,708 .let me demonstrate 225 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,334 .Run the demo program 226 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:11,084 .The demo program has been started 227 00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:14,042 ?Mr. Giswell 228 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,375 .Swim in my direction Come on 229 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:19,001 OK? .faster, faster - 230 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:22,751 .Activating a weapon system against competition 227...10, 9, 8 231 00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:27,500 ...okay, impressive though 232 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,833 ...6, 5... 233 00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:32,750 ?You don't turn it off 234 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:34,583 No! 235 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,501 !!!Noah 236 00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:53,750 Does anyone have any other ideas 237 00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:56,918 What approach should we take? 238 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,334 Excellent 239 00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:06,833 ?Hi, Mr. Spankson. Everything is fine 240 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:10,708 .everything is great .There is nothing suspicious here 241 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,001 OK Nice! 242 00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:20,500 .friends, we all noticed it 243 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,918 frequency of erection .and all that damn masturbation 244 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:28,792 Our boy Jans is guaranteed, almost 100 percent , for sure 245 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,500 .to have sex very soon 246 00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:36,876 He will lie down, roll in the hay, make a mambo mattress .will have sex, sleep with ugliness 247 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:42,417 .do the deed, go all the way, fill the taco .Go to Pound Town, clap your hands 248 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,500 Chew the muffin Play hide and seek the salami 249 00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:48,583 ?Fuck 250 00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:51,375 .yes, Spanky .Fuck 251 00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:55,125 And soon we will be out of the bag We are all together as one 252 00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,625 Everything is timed and ready 253 00:16:57,626 --> 00:17:01,458 Spamageddon is approaching .and we must be ready 254 00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,375 .It can be hijacked 255 00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:06,167 , and the more of us there are .That's how we become stronger 256 00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:09,208 You forget there is room in the swamp .just for one of us 257 00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:11,792 .You're right, and I have a plan 258 00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:13,709 !triplets 259 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,625 ?A third... what did you say? 260 00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:20,292 ,reliable sources told me, Rimsmith .that the egg is designed like this 261 00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:22,458 ?Spanky? spanky 262 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:26,167 Yes, Volva Marie - I made one of those sweet Bokaka cakes - 263 00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:29,042 ?Anyone want to try It turned out really well 264 00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,708 .Yes, thank you Put them outside 265 00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:37,625 .you say it every time ...I was hard at work in the kitchen, while you were 266 00:17:37,626 --> 00:17:40,642 Like I said, reliable sources told me , the egg, as we know it 267 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,042 , designed in such a way 268 00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:46,125 .so that it is open to any number of sperm cells 269 00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:49,125 As soon as one penetrates her 270 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:51,709 A celebration for everyone 271 00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:54,833 !Triplets, boys 272 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,625 !triplets 273 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:59,000 !That's the record, Bonnerson 274 00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,001 The record! 275 00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,667 Hey, boys! 276 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:08,000 You are so slow! I thought you died on the way up - 277 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:11,375 !Funny, hey Nice of you to join us 278 00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:15,751 .so we can all carry some things .equality and things like that 279 00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:30,792 Red light! It blinks What the hell is going on here? 280 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:34,083 .just a blown fuse .nothing to worry about 281 00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:36,250 !It wasn't just a fuse 282 00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:40,042 ?Maybe we'll go home !We can watch a movie! play fortnite 283 00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:43,833 .Calm down. We need to reboot .we got it. We are the brain 284 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,333 .Remember, the mind is the star 285 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,459 The mind is the star The mind is the star 286 00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:54,918 .Hi, Jans 287 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,500 .Hi, Lisa 288 00:18:57,501 --> 00:19:01,668 Can I give you a hand? No, I already have two - 289 00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:10,500 Jans! The nerd who only thinks about .Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and games 290 00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:15,126 , you only think about Star Wars Lord of the Rings and Games 291 00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:18,042 .I know 292 00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,792 Lisa? 293 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,833 I hate nature! Want some soda, Tor Arena? 294 00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:27,583 I have enough for everyone - We need to think about what to cook - 295 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:32,208 I thought we'd have chips for lunch .maybe with some ketchup 296 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:35,125 Oh no! What the hell did you do with the soda? 297 00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:38,918 You were in charge of the soda! What the hell happened? 298 00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:42,625 You must have inherited it from dad - No! It's a catastrophe - 299 00:19:42,626 --> 00:19:46,918 Yanes, the scatterbrained .just sabotaged the cabin trip 300 00:19:47,043 --> 00:19:49,292 Sabotage - What do you mean? 301 00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,376 ?What do you have there? 302 00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,626 .Ruth Elizabeth 303 00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:09,000 ...Okay, Ruth Elizabeth, you have to 304 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,876 !to croak like a chicken 305 00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,084 OK 306 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:24,543 OK 307 00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,750 Yance! 308 00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,500 ...you owe to 309 00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:33,833 ...make out with... 310 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,833 Lisa! 311 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,833 ...make out, make out 312 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:43,043 Yes, I can do that ...but it also depends on Lisa 313 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,083 Wow! ?What the hell is going on now? 314 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:57,500 I don't know. All the blood is gone from the brain .nothing works 315 00:20:57,501 --> 00:21:01,167 Where did all our blood go? A brain without blood is brain death - 316 00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:03,250 I press all the buttons ?Do you have anything else to give me? 317 00:21:03,251 --> 00:21:06,500 !The whole system will go wrong - .yes, you said it - 318 00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:08,418 Everything is screwed up 319 00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:15,501 .my gum 320 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:29,292 ?Hey, do you want to go outside for a bit? 321 00:21:29,293 --> 00:21:31,333 ?Breathe some fresh air 322 00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:35,751 Fresh air is really nice .This is the good life, Lisa, wonderful 323 00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:41,918 It makes you wonder if there is ...photosynthesis on other planets, or 324 00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:46,000 ?He's retarded ?Did we just mess with a retard? 325 00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:47,876 Or was that a joke? 326 00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:53,417 , hard to say The alcohol started leaking into some of the devices 327 00:21:53,418 --> 00:21:56,125 .we will have to take a risk 328 00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:58,834 .a prerequisite for life... 329 00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:01,043 .Okay, come on 330 00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:05,375 Great to see you again, Jans. Yes, you too - 331 00:22:05,376 --> 00:22:08,625 It's a shame you're only at home in the summer 332 00:22:08,626 --> 00:22:13,250 Yes, tell my dad. He is the one who wanted .took that job in Oslo 333 00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:17,167 ?That's a good idea. You have his number .I'll call him now and tell him to come to his senses 334 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:22,876 He can't drive the family around the country .every year, like a bunch of circus workers 335 00:22:29,543 --> 00:22:31,501 Maybe take it easy 336 00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:36,250 !Four beers. four 337 00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:39,667 I've never drunk so much... Really? 338 00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:44,209 .I drink beer all the time .had a few for breakfast, actually 339 00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:49,333 Lisa, there's something .that I really wanted to tell you 340 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,876 What - ...since last summer - 341 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:55,625 ...when we spent and had fun... 342 00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:58,083 ...and kisses and all that 343 00:22:58,084 --> 00:23:01,208 I thought about you a lot 344 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:04,167 Yes - .quite a lot, actually - 345 00:23:04,168 --> 00:23:06,292 Really? yes - 346 00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:09,500 I thought - .well, that's nice - 347 00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:10,918 What about you? 348 00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:14,084 ...to be honest, Jans 349 00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:18,084 I wasn't thinking about you .not even for a moment 350 00:23:21,418 --> 00:23:24,500 OK I understand, Lisa 351 00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:27,125 Why would you do that? Yance! 352 00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:29,208 I'm kidding with you 353 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:31,583 OK 354 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,876 What a dick! 355 00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:35,500 .You have a sick sense of humor 356 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,918 I thought about you a lot too 357 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,833 ...and there is one more thing 358 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,250 .which I also thought about... 359 00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:46,501 What 360 00:23:47,751 --> 00:23:49,793 ...this 361 00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:53,626 ...okay 362 00:24:15,543 --> 00:24:18,625 !It's happening! It's happening now The day of ejaculation has arrived 363 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:21,792 This is the moment I've been preparing for all my life 364 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,918 !Everyone, it's happening now May the cock help us 365 00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:32,417 ?...You can maybe 366 00:24:32,418 --> 00:24:34,126 .Yes, of course 367 00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:41,251 ...just a moment 368 00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:46,167 Shit! ?Everything is fine 369 00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:47,583 .Yes 370 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:51,750 .I've always heard that love makes you blind 371 00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:54,292 ?You love them 372 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,500 ...I am 373 00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:58,543 ...real tits 374 00:24:59,709 --> 00:25:01,792 ...I don't 375 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,084 ?You want to touch them 376 00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:11,750 Sparmageddon will begin This is not an exercise 377 00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:16,501 , all sperm cells that swim well Please come to the Temple of Ejaculation 378 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:21,042 This is the coolest thing !that I have ever experienced 379 00:25:21,043 --> 00:25:23,084 Intrusion has begun 380 00:25:24,334 --> 00:25:27,083 Seeman! What the hell are you doing? 381 00:25:27,084 --> 00:25:30,625 ?Didn't you hear the sign? !It's happening! He's fucking! really 382 00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:33,501 Comilla! They are fucking now! 383 00:25:34,126 --> 00:25:36,167 Comilla, please I'm in the middle of something 384 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:39,626 Perfect ejaculation .Sexual relations were taken care of 385 00:25:40,543 --> 00:25:42,583 Comilla, seriously 386 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,751 .I just aborted the childless Chantel She is as if barren 387 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,209 Caution! I see - 388 00:25:56,168 --> 00:25:59,126 Is everything okay? ...yes, I have to - 389 00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:02,293 Do you want some? 390 00:26:07,418 --> 00:26:10,292 ...never ...as I said 391 00:26:10,293 --> 00:26:12,876 .this is my first time 392 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:14,708 Mine too 393 00:26:14,709 --> 00:26:16,793 .Okay, wizard 394 00:26:17,459 --> 00:26:19,876 Take out your tool and fuck me 395 00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:22,209 What 396 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:27,708 ...I am ?People say things like that 397 00:26:27,709 --> 00:26:31,625 I saw it in Purnahub - Yes, you're right - 398 00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:34,667 ?You want my big cock? 399 00:26:34,668 --> 00:26:36,125 Yes, like that 400 00:26:36,126 --> 00:26:38,625 ?...Do you want it to go into 401 00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:40,542 A small, narrow cup... 402 00:26:40,543 --> 00:26:42,876 !Yes, shove your cock inside me 403 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:46,083 I've been dreaming about your cock all day 404 00:26:46,084 --> 00:26:48,083 I will fuck you! 405 00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:50,250 I will fuck you hard! 406 00:26:50,251 --> 00:26:53,709 I will fuck you until you explode 407 00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,500 .shit 408 00:26:59,501 --> 00:27:01,250 ?Maybe a little too much 409 00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:04,501 ?Maybe we should stop talking 410 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,376 .here, take it 411 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,626 Damn it! ?Everything is fine 412 00:27:13,626 --> 00:27:17,501 .fucking type - Don't stress, I'll help you - 413 00:27:18,584 --> 00:27:20,918 like this - .and now it happens - 414 00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:37,500 !The great release is here Every seed for himself 415 00:27:37,501 --> 00:27:40,625 !break out, everyone who can !Holy seed 416 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:43,125 Come on, Seaman !Don't be so slow 417 00:27:43,126 --> 00:27:46,667 Now we have Starspanks In the city center. amazing 418 00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:48,708 It is better to drink a protein shake first 419 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,876 This could be our only chance !grab the penis 420 00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:55,542 Yes, I understand, but isn't it worth the wait? ?Until it's not so crowded 421 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,918 No! ok - 422 00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:05,833 Sparmageddon will begin ...this is not a drill. everyone 423 00:28:05,834 --> 00:28:07,876 ?In which direction is it? 424 00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:13,251 I don't care if I end up in a pile of toilet paper !I continue at full speed 425 00:28:15,376 --> 00:28:18,500 !Nothing works here anymore 426 00:28:18,501 --> 00:28:21,833 , it's too late We don't make the decisions from now on 427 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:26,375 From now on we are slaves to the small brain .also known as a cock 428 00:28:26,376 --> 00:28:29,001 Everything is dead We are dead 429 00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:36,501 Today! Today is the day 430 00:28:36,876 --> 00:28:40,708 The day we've been waiting for forever 431 00:28:40,709 --> 00:28:43,168 .the big day 432 00:28:43,709 --> 00:28:46,626 Such a huge day .that all other days become tiny 433 00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:50,292 , the day that is so huge it cannot be described 434 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:53,918 !So indescribable, I am speechless 435 00:28:54,043 --> 00:28:57,833 Spermageddon! 436 00:28:57,834 --> 00:29:01,125 .the day Jans gets fucked 437 00:29:01,126 --> 00:29:04,750 Spermageddon! 438 00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:08,500 The day the child pees .finds the girl's pee hole 439 00:29:08,501 --> 00:29:11,876 Yes , we will spray the uterus completely 440 00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:16,042 .I promise, in seed .yes, this is not a joke 441 00:29:16,043 --> 00:29:21,168 Spermageddon! 442 00:29:23,043 --> 00:29:28,418 Spermageddon! 443 00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:33,293 .today Today is the day 444 00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:36,793 Today is completely unique and special 445 00:29:37,668 --> 00:29:40,542 We spray on the stomach 446 00:29:40,543 --> 00:29:44,375 So that Valissa can be raped will be able to produce more of themselves 447 00:29:44,376 --> 00:29:47,208 Happy fuck, holy fuck 448 00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:51,000 Now it's time to fuck .until his cock turns black and blue 449 00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:55,167 Spermageddon! 450 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:58,208 .the day Jans gets to penetrate 451 00:29:58,209 --> 00:30:01,918 Spermageddon! 452 00:30:02,043 --> 00:30:05,333 .the day his cheese sausage is marinated in sauce 453 00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:08,833 , every seed for himself .do or die 454 00:30:08,834 --> 00:30:12,918 Because when Yanes puts his whole sausage inside 455 00:30:13,043 --> 00:30:19,126 Spermageddon! 456 00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:27,876 !The pre-ejaculatory monks 457 00:30:28,001 --> 00:30:30,125 .just as the prophecies foretold 458 00:30:30,126 --> 00:30:34,708 An erect cock ends in an orgasm ...fucking a pussy 459 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,708 What's going on here? They sacrifice themselves - 460 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:39,792 Lubrication of the tube and vagina .so that we can enter 461 00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:43,459 A bunch of great lubricants - Come on, you lazy people! 462 00:31:11,418 --> 00:31:14,209 It's time to level the playing field a bit 463 00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:17,750 Please turn around 464 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:20,792 Comilla! What the hell are you doing? 465 00:31:20,793 --> 00:31:23,292 Seeman, let me go! Comilla! 466 00:31:23,293 --> 00:31:25,168 !!It's too dangerous! stay 467 00:31:46,043 --> 00:31:48,209 Let me in! open 468 00:31:49,501 --> 00:31:51,668 Spermageddon! 469 00:31:54,209 --> 00:31:57,375 I cut the competition in half for you 470 00:31:57,376 --> 00:31:59,417 survival fit (in a glass) 471 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,459 You can thank me later 472 00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:04,208 I'm done! What - 473 00:32:04,209 --> 00:32:06,209 I'm done! !Wait - 474 00:32:07,168 --> 00:32:11,375 I'm ready! I've been training all my life for this 475 00:32:11,376 --> 00:32:12,750 Wait for me! 476 00:32:12,751 --> 00:32:16,042 Yaba-daba-do! 477 00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:17,626 Wait! 478 00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:21,876 .Spermageddon 479 00:32:22,001 --> 00:32:23,626 Spermageddon! 480 00:32:26,043 --> 00:32:30,626 Spermageddon! 481 00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:33,292 Mr. Gomi 482 00:32:33,293 --> 00:32:35,709 Say hello to Mr. Chainsaw 483 00:32:36,709 --> 00:32:39,793 .Spermageddon 484 00:32:47,001 --> 00:32:49,001 Spermageddon! 485 00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:54,293 ...hey 486 00:32:55,043 --> 00:32:57,333 .Sexual intercourse was performed 487 00:32:57,334 --> 00:33:03,126 , maybe not exactly what we expected ...given the research we did online 488 00:33:07,501 --> 00:33:10,375 It was good for you ?as it was good for me 489 00:33:10,376 --> 00:33:14,584 It was fast for me .as it was for you, anyway 490 00:33:15,334 --> 00:33:17,583 .Maybe because I got hurt in the eye 491 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:22,793 Everyone knows that swelling in the tear ducts directly related to premature ejaculation 492 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:26,125 ...Hey, by the way 493 00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:29,583 , when you finished ?" You seriously said "yaba-daba-doo 494 00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:31,375 No 495 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:34,168 .I don't think I said that 496 00:33:35,418 --> 00:33:39,168 "extra thick rubber" .I think we can be calm 497 00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:45,000 Damn cheaters! 498 00:33:45,001 --> 00:33:49,583 .Anyway, I have a secret weapon 499 00:33:49,584 --> 00:33:51,667 In case of need, of course 500 00:33:51,668 --> 00:33:56,208 .yes... toothpaste ...yes, it is definitely important to take care of your teeth when 501 00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:58,876 OK, I got it 502 00:33:59,001 --> 00:34:03,084 You can't get pregnant the first time ?Having sex, you know 503 00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:05,751 .yeah, that would be really bad 504 00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:08,750 ?That was all 505 00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:13,918 That's what we were passionate about ?When we were just scratching Jans's balls 506 00:34:22,501 --> 00:34:24,168 .look at this 507 00:34:27,668 --> 00:34:29,043 !The game begins 508 00:34:33,501 --> 00:34:35,417 This is terrible 509 00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:38,458 Remember, friends, this is a marathon !Not a race 510 00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:42,083 , we will take care of ourselves at rest, and when we have the opportunity We will take the egg 511 00:34:42,084 --> 00:34:44,501 Come on! to move! 512 00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:48,417 .Oh my God I don't believe it 513 00:34:48,418 --> 00:34:51,167 ?How could Gizmo do something like that? 514 00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:54,125 Not really my friend on his part 515 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:57,375 Gizmo! I don't believe it 516 00:34:57,376 --> 00:35:00,292 That's one thing .to be deathly afraid of the outbreak 517 00:35:00,293 --> 00:35:05,708 But when you let it affect everything else ...who are trying to achieve something 518 00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:09,500 OK OK 519 00:35:09,501 --> 00:35:12,625 ?Okay, so I'm the bad guy here, right? 520 00:35:12,626 --> 00:35:15,833 ?Did you see what he did? .He could have killed us both 521 00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:20,833 .Gizmo did whatever it took to get to the swamp .to reach his goal 522 00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:23,667 Same goal for everyone here - ... Comilla - 523 00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:26,750 ?Who knows when Spamagedon will happen again 524 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:29,500 ?If it ever happens again 525 00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:33,625 .don't you understand? We might get stuck here Forever and ever! 526 00:35:33,626 --> 00:35:37,083 Don't say that, Comilla There will be new opportunities 527 00:35:37,084 --> 00:35:42,292 Don't lose hope There is light at the end of the urinary tunnel. forward 528 00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:45,876 .it can happen to the best Don't let it take your courage in life 529 00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:48,542 I'm sure we can end up with another solution 530 00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:50,543 Comilla? Comilla? 531 00:35:51,876 --> 00:35:53,418 Comilla? 532 00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:55,668 Comilla! 533 00:35:56,168 --> 00:35:57,667 .well, well 534 00:35:57,668 --> 00:36:01,418 Thanks for an amazing fucking evening 535 00:36:02,918 --> 00:36:05,084 .Oh, yes Good night! 536 00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:09,792 , the precious power .Thanks for a lovely, lovely fuck 537 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:13,126 .let me sleep in peace .in the name of Baby Yoda 538 00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:21,167 ?...what What are you doing? 539 00:36:21,168 --> 00:36:25,792 me? Looks like we're not done yet 540 00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:27,458 ?Really? not yet 541 00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:32,167 .because I am completely exhausted .I'm tired and irritable 542 00:36:32,168 --> 00:36:35,333 ...I think it is best if we sleep well at night and 543 00:36:35,334 --> 00:36:37,626 .wow, that would work too 544 00:36:40,043 --> 00:36:41,833 !Keep in mind that I agreed to this 545 00:36:41,834 --> 00:36:45,918 Sparmageddon will begin This is not an exercise 546 00:36:47,293 --> 00:36:50,000 Another chance! Not everyone gets one 547 00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:51,418 .we are insanely lucky 548 00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:56,376 , and this time it's just us Whipping cream 549 00:36:57,501 --> 00:37:02,043 Here it comes! Oh my god, this must be a mistake - 550 00:37:04,209 --> 00:37:07,375 Second round! Everyone, look 551 00:37:07,376 --> 00:37:10,709 !We have another chance Damn it! 552 00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:14,501 Yes 553 00:37:15,043 --> 00:37:16,625 Comilla! 554 00:37:16,626 --> 00:37:18,833 !It's about to shoot 555 00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:21,293 Comilla, stop 556 00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:32,250 Damn it! Sorry 557 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,625 ...Oh my god, I completely forgot 558 00:37:34,626 --> 00:37:36,208 .sorry - everything is fine - 559 00:37:36,209 --> 00:37:39,083 .I'm just tasting my dick 560 00:37:39,084 --> 00:37:41,000 .that's cool 561 00:37:41,001 --> 00:37:43,792 .Sorry, I only brought one condom with me ...are you 562 00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:45,918 .Yes, yes I got it 563 00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:47,709 OK 564 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:51,208 I saw this pose online 565 00:37:51,209 --> 00:37:56,125 .she's really popular - I saw it too. she is classic 566 00:37:56,126 --> 00:38:00,083 Hey, make sure you don't bite .the condom, Jans 567 00:38:00,084 --> 00:38:04,084 Looks like I don't know What am I doing? 568 00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:10,083 ?Can you even see with your eyes like that? 569 00:38:10,084 --> 00:38:12,084 .I can see well enough 570 00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,584 ?It's good... good sex 571 00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:26,417 ...yes 572 00:38:26,418 --> 00:38:28,250 .fascinating 573 00:38:28,251 --> 00:38:30,834 Is everything okay? ...yes - 574 00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,000 .lucky you're not that big 575 00:38:34,001 --> 00:38:36,834 ?Hey? what did you say - Nothing. go on - 576 00:38:39,376 --> 00:38:41,876 I don't want to We have to get out of here 577 00:38:42,001 --> 00:38:44,876 Come on, Seaman .This is our chance 578 00:38:45,001 --> 00:38:47,251 I don't want to 579 00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,459 I'm done! 580 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:59,001 Yaba-daba-do! 581 00:39:05,501 --> 00:39:07,750 !Our guy is working hard today 582 00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:10,833 .Remember the seed rules 583 00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:12,833 !It's never too late to turn around 584 00:39:12,834 --> 00:39:16,375 .I'm so proud of myself !If only I could see myself now 585 00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:17,750 ?What the hell is that? 586 00:39:17,751 --> 00:39:21,542 .Looks like someone is really hungry for cock 587 00:39:21,543 --> 00:39:24,167 !It's a chewing hole in a condom 588 00:39:24,168 --> 00:39:27,834 Go on, keep swimming ! Let's get on the road to fuck 589 00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:45,708 !Everyone, wait a minute 590 00:39:45,709 --> 00:39:48,083 But the others will get there before us 591 00:39:48,084 --> 00:39:50,417 .something is wrong 592 00:39:50,418 --> 00:39:53,333 .Siman, I'm tired of your bruises 593 00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:58,500 .if you're a cowardly little bastard, great ...but don't drag us down 594 00:39:58,501 --> 00:40:01,209 Comilla! ?Does that seem right to you? 595 00:40:02,209 --> 00:40:04,334 ?It looks like what we learned 596 00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:08,750 Seeman is right .something is wrong here 597 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:12,292 .it smells almost like...sulfur 598 00:40:12,293 --> 00:40:14,667 .like something burned 599 00:40:14,668 --> 00:40:16,833 Hello everyone! Hey, Giesberg. 600 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:20,250 .good to see you all here .now full steam ahead 601 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:24,001 .to reach the swamp and without delays 602 00:40:31,043 --> 00:40:33,833 !Stay behind !I saw her first, this is my egg 603 00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:36,417 .Jisberg's Egg ...my dear 604 00:40:36,418 --> 00:40:39,125 !Wait! ...get the hell away from 605 00:40:39,126 --> 00:40:43,418 This is not the egg! Walhalla! 606 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,751 !Suck it up, losers 607 00:41:12,668 --> 00:41:14,250 ?What is it? 608 00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:17,333 , I'm not sure : But if I had to guess 609 00:41:17,334 --> 00:41:20,084 corn - What? corn - 610 00:41:21,459 --> 00:41:24,626 Damn, that was good - .yes, it was amazing - 611 00:41:25,793 --> 00:41:27,583 .Oh my god, it definitely was 612 00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:31,500 .You're not as innocent as you seem, Jans 613 00:41:31,501 --> 00:41:33,834 What a pig - ...no - 614 00:41:36,501 --> 00:41:38,625 What... what do you mean? 615 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:42,625 You've been watching a lot of pornhub - ...Now I don't understand - 616 00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:46,250 Anal sex, hello And your first time 617 00:41:46,251 --> 00:41:49,834 ?Anal sex ?Did we have anal sex now? 618 00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:52,083 .Yes 619 00:41:52,084 --> 00:41:57,125 I thought you were only interested in Star Wars .but you are clearly Lord of the Rings 620 00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:59,833 Why didn't you say anything? 621 00:41:59,834 --> 00:42:04,208 ...I thought you knew the difference between them 622 00:42:04,209 --> 00:42:08,125 I didn't see anything ...so I just shoved it in and 623 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:12,292 Maybe we'll wait a bit .before we do it again 624 00:42:12,293 --> 00:42:14,500 .Yes, yes, I got it 625 00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:17,584 Everything is fine. Well done to me - excellent - 626 00:42:18,126 --> 00:42:21,334 Good night, Lisa. Good night, Jans. 627 00:42:22,126 --> 00:42:25,334 .and this time you clearly said yaba-daba-do 628 00:42:26,251 --> 00:42:30,083 .we are deep in the shit .literally 629 00:42:30,084 --> 00:42:33,625 , not what I expected .but still beyond all expectations 630 00:42:33,626 --> 00:42:37,084 It reminds me You are my third orphanage 631 00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:41,042 Comilla? .sorry for being rude earlier 632 00:42:41,043 --> 00:42:44,500 .and I'm sorry we got here .that's the last thing I wanted 633 00:42:44,501 --> 00:42:48,083 .no, everything is fine .sorry I cursed you 634 00:42:48,084 --> 00:42:50,250 You saved us all 635 00:42:50,251 --> 00:42:52,918 .and we are still in the game 636 00:42:53,043 --> 00:42:56,251 , as Gizmo says Where there is a hole, there is hope 637 00:43:01,793 --> 00:43:04,417 Look there! In the name of God! what is this - 638 00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:07,042 ."This is what is known in scientific terms as "poop 639 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:11,000 , excrement, excrement, fertilizer .Dung, garbage, poo, shit 640 00:43:11,001 --> 00:43:16,083 , it fills the entire intestine .Sooner or later, it will loosen and be pushed out 641 00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:19,208 So where do we end up - to a land without seed - 642 00:43:19,209 --> 00:43:22,209 .where neither sperm nor egg can live 643 00:43:25,459 --> 00:43:28,167 Well, as my late doctor would say 644 00:43:28,168 --> 00:43:30,501 !It's never too late to give up 645 00:43:34,209 --> 00:43:38,667 Is a bad bacteria in the intestines ?Can't take a nap, for a change 646 00:43:38,668 --> 00:43:42,125 ?...What the hell? What a strange species you are 647 00:43:42,126 --> 00:43:44,708 ?I am I'm not weird 648 00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,042 .I'm actually quite common 649 00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:49,042 You will find thousands just like me 650 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:52,001 .in every corner of the world 651 00:44:01,501 --> 00:44:04,792 I am 652 00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:07,000 I-coli, friend 653 00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:09,125 Yes, a real cheeky guy 654 00:44:09,126 --> 00:44:12,333 , and I live in the ass There I do a lot of little farts 655 00:44:12,334 --> 00:44:14,792 But I can also go for a walk .if I want 656 00:44:14,793 --> 00:44:19,208 And if people don't wash their hands !I can kill them, because it's fun 657 00:44:19,209 --> 00:44:24,375 ,and no, they don't even have to touch the poop directly .I spread on the food, mix in water 658 00:44:24,376 --> 00:44:29,126 , and before they have time to count to three .I will make their lives hell on earth 659 00:44:35,668 --> 00:44:38,792 Oh, yes .I was waiting for a good explosion 660 00:44:38,793 --> 00:44:41,083 !Finally something is happening here 661 00:44:41,084 --> 00:44:43,918 , we need to take cover We will die if we stay here 662 00:44:44,043 --> 00:44:46,375 But why don't you go away from here? 663 00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:48,083 ?to go ?Where can we go? 664 00:44:48,084 --> 00:44:49,500 Yes 665 00:44:49,501 --> 00:44:51,667 Even further up the intestines 666 00:44:51,668 --> 00:44:56,418 Last time I checked .There was a blockage with a huge amount of debris 667 00:44:57,001 --> 00:44:58,584 !You have to chew it to make your way 668 00:45:09,001 --> 00:45:11,042 someone 669 00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:14,083 , may find it a little perverse 670 00:45:14,084 --> 00:45:17,918 Because I have nothing better than poop 671 00:45:18,043 --> 00:45:20,625 .Yes, it is very tasty In my eyes it is the best 672 00:45:20,626 --> 00:45:25,292 It tastes a thousand times better .cake or baked potatoes 673 00:45:25,293 --> 00:45:28,042 , I can't control myself .it tastes so good 674 00:45:28,043 --> 00:45:30,458 I eat everything on the menu , but prefer to give up corn 675 00:45:30,459 --> 00:45:32,876 , because to be honest, it tastes like garbage 676 00:45:33,001 --> 00:45:36,709 , but not like real garbage It tastes great! Yummy-yummy 677 00:45:38,293 --> 00:45:41,417 what a cool guy And he also knows how to sing 678 00:45:41,418 --> 00:45:45,750 ...if I remember correctly ?The intestines go up and in, right? 679 00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:49,876 And urine is also formed on the spot .where the poop is made 680 00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:52,625 ?urine ?What is it? 681 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:54,500 ?urine ...well 682 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:56,833 ...it's kind of 683 00:45:56,834 --> 00:46:00,750 Dance music that goes like... .Badbing, Badbong 684 00:46:00,751 --> 00:46:05,083 not. It is a solution of ...organic and inorganic compounds 685 00:46:05,084 --> 00:46:07,583 .which is excreted through the kidneys... Also called urine 686 00:46:07,584 --> 00:46:11,668 Seeman! You are a complete nerd 687 00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:18,667 , we can make our way to the stomach acid ...to make our way through the stomach 688 00:46:18,668 --> 00:46:22,375 be washed out with the urine... and swim with the current out of the urethra 689 00:46:22,376 --> 00:46:26,292 We then make our way into the vagina And from there towards the uterus 690 00:46:26,293 --> 00:46:28,500 .this time towards the right hole 691 00:46:28,501 --> 00:46:31,667 .Just a minute, Mr. E-Coolie .maybe you can help us 692 00:46:31,668 --> 00:46:37,333 Maybe you can eat your way through ?Through the mass that blocks the intestines 693 00:46:37,334 --> 00:46:40,583 ...It wouldn't be uncharacteristic of me, though 694 00:46:40,584 --> 00:46:42,334 I want a kiss first 695 00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:49,125 excellent! One of you will kiss this thing on .Here's his ass, and then we can start 696 00:46:49,126 --> 00:46:52,709 I don't kiss that disgusting shit With his nasty mouth 697 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:05,042 , I was expecting something with Nutella flavor .but it was a bit more... umami 698 00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:07,458 .my first kiss, I can't complain 699 00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:11,250 Okay, you got what you wanted .take us to the stomach acid 700 00:47:11,251 --> 00:47:13,500 Yes, relax 701 00:47:13,501 --> 00:47:15,501 There is nothing to stress about 702 00:47:20,251 --> 00:47:23,626 .okay let's get mad (get into shit) 703 00:47:26,459 --> 00:47:29,501 Well, always interesting ?Learning about new cultures, right? 704 00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:37,168 !That was great shit 705 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:51,459 ?What the hell? 706 00:47:53,084 --> 00:47:54,833 Go away! 707 00:47:54,834 --> 00:47:57,876 Whipped cream! ?Who the hell do you think you are? 708 00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:01,292 ?You think you can mess with me? ?You think you can stop me? 709 00:48:01,293 --> 00:48:03,292 .got what he deserved 710 00:48:03,293 --> 00:48:04,918 . Scammers 711 00:48:08,459 --> 00:48:10,500 ?Which way should we go now, Bonnerson? 712 00:48:10,501 --> 00:48:12,250 I have no idea, Rimsmith 713 00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:15,542 , like any man I am not an expert in everything related to the vagina 714 00:48:15,543 --> 00:48:18,208 .Calm down .I'll take care of it 715 00:48:18,209 --> 00:48:21,167 .look at this We can have a small snack 716 00:48:21,168 --> 00:48:25,458 .while we sit and consider it It's always better to think about a full stomach 717 00:48:25,459 --> 00:48:31,500 .that's what Volva-Marie says anyway - Is that fresh chicken ham and cheese I see? 718 00:48:31,501 --> 00:48:35,500 ?food Are you thinking about food now? 719 00:48:35,501 --> 00:48:37,583 ?I have to do everything alone 720 00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:40,667 It's too much to ask of both of you ?Donate as well 721 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:44,418 Damn idiots! !Amateurs! cowards 722 00:48:48,376 --> 00:48:51,125 No! Damn it! 723 00:48:51,126 --> 00:48:54,417 Because I don't have enough ...rockets for you all 724 00:48:54,418 --> 00:48:58,626 We will have to be... .the self-ejaculatory and intelligent that we are 725 00:49:10,168 --> 00:49:14,250 Hot dogs with a lame dick !Small sparrows with a crooked cock 726 00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:17,792 !Embarrassing nerds, y'all 727 00:49:17,793 --> 00:49:20,083 Bonnerson, calm down 728 00:49:20,084 --> 00:49:21,708 !Move out of the way 729 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,209 Caution! 730 00:49:28,293 --> 00:49:30,876 !The latter is a rotten egg 731 00:49:33,376 --> 00:49:35,501 Oh no! spanky 732 00:49:36,459 --> 00:49:40,584 My chest hurts .I think one of them got me, guys 733 00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:44,333 ?I feel salty. I'm dying 734 00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:48,000 I'll be honest with you You used to look better 735 00:49:48,001 --> 00:49:51,668 ?You think there's a seed heaven, boss? 736 00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:55,500 ?Do you think I'm going to sperm heaven now? 737 00:49:55,501 --> 00:49:58,459 ...Of course, if that's what comforts you 738 00:49:59,251 --> 00:50:02,542 ?Can you say something to Vulva-Marie on my behalf? 739 00:50:02,543 --> 00:50:04,542 .Of course, just tell me 740 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,001 !Get it out, anything 741 00:50:07,126 --> 00:50:08,708 ...tell... tell her 742 00:50:08,709 --> 00:50:11,000 ...that she must stop 743 00:50:11,001 --> 00:50:14,708 ...to serve her Bocak cake... 744 00:50:14,709 --> 00:50:17,501 .every time, dammit... 745 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:23,668 No! .don't go 746 00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:27,668 Rimsmith 747 00:50:28,209 --> 00:50:32,417 There is a change in the plan - Yes - 748 00:50:32,418 --> 00:50:34,458 .twins 749 00:50:34,459 --> 00:50:36,293 ?Twins 750 00:50:48,334 --> 00:50:50,500 Damn it! 751 00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:52,458 ?Everything is fine, Mr. E-Cooley 752 00:50:52,459 --> 00:50:56,708 .I think I ate something weird .it's the worst thing I've ever tasted 753 00:50:56,709 --> 00:50:58,626 ...I think it was 754 00:50:59,251 --> 00:51:00,708 food 755 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,375 ?Food 756 00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:05,000 ...that must mean - that the percentage of poop decreases - 757 00:51:05,001 --> 00:51:09,125 We are approaching the stomach - .Imagine! The books were right - 758 00:51:09,126 --> 00:51:12,750 The buttock is connected to the stomach !We did it 759 00:51:12,751 --> 00:51:14,209 Cheers! 760 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:19,042 .Okay, dear seed buds Goodbye! 761 00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:21,792 And who knows? ?Maybe we'll meet again out there 762 00:51:21,793 --> 00:51:25,543 If you are bad at washing your hands (or start engaging in rimming (licking the anus 763 00:51:26,168 --> 00:51:27,625 ?What is riming? 764 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:31,792 Time will tell, Seaman Time will tell 765 00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:34,418 !Thank you for your help, Mr. E-Cooley 766 00:51:42,043 --> 00:51:44,333 ...this place is even bigger 767 00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:49,417 , from Sac City's largest theme park... !Gizneyland 768 00:51:49,418 --> 00:51:51,333 ?What is it? 769 00:51:51,334 --> 00:51:53,458 ...it's juice under that 770 00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:57,375 .well, turning into a poo... 771 00:51:57,376 --> 00:51:59,709 .no, it's stomach acid 772 00:51:59,834 --> 00:52:03,500 This is where the body is digests all the nutrients it consumes 773 00:52:03,501 --> 00:52:05,792 ?You see the opening there That's where the food comes from 774 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:09,542 And up there somewhere .The mouth and the head are found 775 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,918 The mouth .Yes, the mouth 776 00:52:12,043 --> 00:52:14,876 The answer of the upper body to the vagina 777 00:52:15,001 --> 00:52:18,417 If we manage to cross , without being dissolved by stomach acid 778 00:52:18,418 --> 00:52:21,667 We can follow the urethra .until the real hole 779 00:52:21,668 --> 00:52:25,833 !Siman, you are amazing 780 00:52:25,834 --> 00:52:29,459 So in other words ?All we need is a vessel 781 00:52:35,334 --> 00:52:39,208 ?Why does the boat smell like Tutti Frutti? 782 00:52:39,209 --> 00:52:41,709 !Here it is !The vortex 783 00:52:42,834 --> 00:52:45,293 .I hope we don't get seasick 784 00:53:00,709 --> 00:53:03,750 !turn around Come on, Seaman, swim 785 00:53:03,751 --> 00:53:07,333 No no no, we're on the right track - The famous Wagingara Falls - 786 00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:10,293 I can't believe we get to see them 787 00:53:11,209 --> 00:53:12,833 ?We go down there 788 00:53:12,834 --> 00:53:15,293 !In the name of your balls yes 789 00:53:44,501 --> 00:53:45,793 No! 790 00:53:54,876 --> 00:53:56,584 Come on, Comilla 791 00:54:05,084 --> 00:54:08,500 We have to use these strange ropes ...or whatever it is 792 00:54:08,501 --> 00:54:10,750 And throw ourselves into the vagina... 793 00:54:10,751 --> 00:54:13,375 !Put yourself in it .we have to rock ourselves 794 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:15,709 !Swing like an old man's egg sack 795 00:54:19,001 --> 00:54:22,709 Looks like yesterday's chips dinner Goodbye 796 00:54:23,501 --> 00:54:25,626 No! Come on! 797 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:48,334 Thanks Cook, I think she's done - What the hell did she eat? 798 00:54:53,459 --> 00:54:56,293 ?You did it with pussy hair 799 00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:58,876 No! 800 00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:03,625 After the eruption - Sometimes almost is good enough - 801 00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,667 ...it was a pleasure meeting you all 802 00:55:06,668 --> 00:55:08,333 Friends... 803 00:55:08,334 --> 00:55:10,251 I love you guys! 804 00:55:14,251 --> 00:55:16,793 Yance! .Hey, wake up 805 00:55:17,876 --> 00:55:19,542 I slept like a stone 806 00:55:19,543 --> 00:55:24,375 .Nothing makes you sleep, except a good orgasm ?I'm right, or I'm right 807 00:55:24,376 --> 00:55:27,708 .Oh, yes Come on, get dressed. the sun came out 808 00:55:27,709 --> 00:55:30,417 You can't spend a whole day sleeping 809 00:55:30,418 --> 00:55:34,126 .I can .I've done it many times before 810 00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,501 ?!...What about genital warts? 811 00:55:40,209 --> 00:55:42,458 ?She fucked a smurf or something 812 00:55:42,459 --> 00:55:45,000 .It's a spermicidal cream 813 00:55:45,001 --> 00:55:47,125 ...it's just like the icing on the cake 814 00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:50,626 Except he's not on cake... .and he kills sperm 815 00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:55,709 !Swim! .Swim towards Nirvana 816 00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:04,792 Come on, let's get away from the crowd 817 00:56:04,793 --> 00:56:06,500 Amazing! 818 00:56:06,501 --> 00:56:09,334 !But we still need to catch up with Gizmo 819 00:56:10,084 --> 00:56:13,792 ?They don't give up, do they? !unusually tough 820 00:56:13,793 --> 00:56:15,458 .well, well 821 00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:19,001 We should probably throw up .the sperm towel for them 822 00:56:22,376 --> 00:56:24,042 Rimsmith, be careful 823 00:56:24,043 --> 00:56:25,834 He missed 824 00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:32,876 Goodbye, suckers 825 00:56:33,001 --> 00:56:36,168 , the next station The egg cells station 826 00:56:39,876 --> 00:56:41,668 !They are faster than us 827 00:56:43,584 --> 00:56:44,918 !Professor 828 00:56:48,418 --> 00:56:51,583 .Make me proud, Seeman and Comilla 829 00:56:51,584 --> 00:56:53,458 ...find the light 830 00:56:53,459 --> 00:56:55,792 And you made me proud... 831 00:56:55,793 --> 00:57:00,375 And to know that I died doing what I loved 832 00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:01,751 to live! 833 00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:07,292 You must take matters into your own hands .from now on. Bonnerson, my old friend 834 00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,000 ?The veteran 835 00:57:09,001 --> 00:57:12,500 ?We didn't just meet last night 836 00:57:12,501 --> 00:57:16,792 .Join Jizmo and conquer the egg .For both of us, take revenge in my name 837 00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:20,458 The plan was for us to become twins together 838 00:57:20,459 --> 00:57:26,167 There is nothing to aspire to .they have to share everything, clothes, women, sweets 839 00:57:26,168 --> 00:57:29,125 !You can't leave me now 840 00:57:29,126 --> 00:57:33,375 Swim away, Bonnerson. show them .what are you made of. Claix, Bonnerson 841 00:57:33,376 --> 00:57:38,001 And remember: whoever finishes last The best finisher! 842 00:57:40,793 --> 00:57:43,126 No! 843 00:57:46,876 --> 00:57:49,168 No! 844 00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:56,000 No! 845 00:57:56,001 --> 00:57:58,625 Seeman! Come on! 846 00:57:58,626 --> 00:58:00,543 .we can't stop now 847 00:58:04,168 --> 00:58:07,793 Reaching the target by minus 0.1 millimeter 848 00:58:18,334 --> 00:58:21,251 .Yes, absolutely Here is the womb 849 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:28,251 !Damn, so beautiful .it looks like a really awesome video game 850 00:58:29,834 --> 00:58:31,583 ?You don't feel well 851 00:58:31,584 --> 00:58:36,083 No, I'd rather be safe than sorry .considering what happened yesterday 852 00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:38,208 ...you should always - .to be absolutely sure - 853 00:58:38,209 --> 00:58:40,625 exactly - Yes, right? 854 00:58:40,626 --> 00:58:42,708 you understand - I totally agree - 855 00:58:42,709 --> 00:58:44,168 .good 856 00:58:53,584 --> 00:58:56,084 .something is missing here 857 00:58:59,876 --> 00:59:03,375 !Computer !Give me the location of the egg cell 858 00:59:03,376 --> 00:59:07,375 The egg cell The egg cell is out of range 859 00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:10,583 ...Reason: regret for activating the projectile 860 00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:12,667 ?The dog took the morning after pill 861 00:59:12,668 --> 00:59:17,792 Fuck me in the ass! If there is one thing I hate These are people who regret everything 862 00:59:17,793 --> 00:59:20,459 Oh, computer I want to die! 863 00:59:21,334 --> 00:59:24,500 A series of suicides begins in minus 30 864 00:59:24,501 --> 00:59:27,168 ...29, 28 - !Cancellation! void! Cancel - 865 00:59:28,334 --> 00:59:30,293 A series of suicides was cancelled 866 00:59:33,084 --> 00:59:35,751 Come on We are getting closer 867 00:59:37,876 --> 00:59:39,543 ?We lost them 868 00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:47,876 No! 869 00:59:50,168 --> 00:59:53,542 What kind of paranoid brunette 870 00:59:53,543 --> 00:59:59,292 Uses condoms, spermicide And the morning after pills 871 00:59:59,293 --> 01:00:04,667 computer. Give me an estimate how long I can .survive this shithole 872 01:00:04,668 --> 01:00:10,042 No delivery or charging Survive in minus 32 minutes 873 01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:13,417 and how long until ?The morning after pill has expired 874 01:00:13,418 --> 01:00:16,918 The half-life of the drug is ...43 hours 875 01:00:17,043 --> 01:00:18,667 ? 43 hours 876 01:00:18,668 --> 01:00:20,751 ...what the hell 877 01:00:21,459 --> 01:00:24,167 Do you know why this happens? 878 01:00:24,168 --> 01:00:26,209 !It's your fault 879 01:00:26,334 --> 01:00:27,833 .I had a plan 880 01:00:27,834 --> 01:00:29,750 I was ready 881 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:32,500 ...but one of your amateurs 882 01:00:32,501 --> 01:00:34,792 !must have hit a nerve or something 883 01:00:34,793 --> 01:00:37,708 .screwed up her hormones .scared her 884 01:00:37,709 --> 01:00:40,625 .one of you, maybe more 885 01:00:40,626 --> 01:00:44,209 ...but if I die down here 886 01:00:45,126 --> 01:00:47,083 ....at least 887 01:00:47,084 --> 01:00:49,000 I will die alone... 888 01:00:49,001 --> 01:00:52,417 Extermination ...of all the sperm cells in three 889 01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:53,792 No! 890 01:00:53,793 --> 01:00:55,626 !Stop 891 01:01:00,543 --> 01:01:02,876 !Let me go, overgrown caterpillar 892 01:01:04,834 --> 01:01:06,542 ...what are you 893 01:01:06,543 --> 01:01:10,126 Good morning, good morning, good morning 894 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:14,834 !See you in the toilet, Dinglebury 895 01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:22,000 Unfortunately, I don't think I can participate .but feel free to say hi to all my friends 896 01:01:22,001 --> 01:01:24,500 ?You still think you can beat me? 897 01:01:24,501 --> 01:01:26,042 .with one tail 898 01:01:26,043 --> 01:01:29,333 .a computer .Perform self-destruction 899 01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:33,251 Self-destruction is underway In less than 30 seconds 900 01:01:34,793 --> 01:01:39,668 ...30, 29, 28, 27, 26 901 01:01:45,459 --> 01:01:47,376 Where is the egg? 902 01:01:56,793 --> 01:02:00,042 ...8, 7, 6, 5... 903 01:02:00,043 --> 01:02:02,542 .Climax, Gizmo 904 01:02:02,543 --> 01:02:05,542 3, 2, 1... 905 01:02:05,543 --> 01:02:07,543 Thank you for today 906 01:02:19,376 --> 01:02:22,500 .Damn, it was so nice to finish yesterday 907 01:02:22,501 --> 01:02:26,293 yes - ...I came really fucking hard. I just - 908 01:02:27,459 --> 01:02:30,709 ?It was the same for you too - ...yeah, but - 909 01:02:31,626 --> 01:02:33,458 ...because you're done 910 01:02:33,459 --> 01:02:35,500 .when you're done ?Correct 911 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,167 OK, I'm not done 912 01:02:37,168 --> 01:02:41,125 I don't have to finish - ...Of course you have to finish. That means I don't - 913 01:02:41,126 --> 01:02:45,542 No, it's not that important to me - But it's important to me - 914 01:02:45,543 --> 01:02:48,000 I want you to finish 915 01:02:48,001 --> 01:02:49,500 You have to! 916 01:02:49,501 --> 01:02:51,376 ?Okay 917 01:02:59,668 --> 01:03:01,083 ...well, well 918 01:03:01,084 --> 01:03:02,793 Hello! 919 01:03:06,084 --> 01:03:07,417 ...I am 920 01:03:07,418 --> 01:03:10,583 I really, really am .want to fuck you again 921 01:03:10,584 --> 01:03:12,667 .fuck you hard and for a long time 922 01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:15,792 .I fantasized about that cock all night 923 01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:19,167 !That big and lovely cock of yours 924 01:03:19,168 --> 01:03:24,083 .I'll fuck you so hard you'll pass out You'll get a double concussion 925 01:03:24,084 --> 01:03:26,792 .and I will fuck you even harder 926 01:03:26,793 --> 01:03:31,667 .and I'll rip your cock off .I'll pull it off and use it like a dildo 927 01:03:31,668 --> 01:03:35,708 As you lay bleeding to death And watching me when I finish 928 01:03:35,709 --> 01:03:37,876 OK? yes - 929 01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:44,625 ?"Damn. I mean, "bleeding to death— ...sorry, that was a bit - 930 01:03:44,626 --> 01:03:47,500 .we need to practice it a bit 931 01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:49,125 ...like 932 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,792 .like Adam and Eve 933 01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:53,042 ...except that Adam and Eve 934 01:03:53,043 --> 01:03:56,333 They didn't do anal the first night 935 01:03:56,334 --> 01:03:57,708 .that is true 936 01:03:57,709 --> 01:04:00,793 , or rather .we can't know for sure 937 01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:17,293 Bonnerson sacrificed himself 938 01:04:18,709 --> 01:04:20,084 Look! 939 01:04:37,501 --> 01:04:40,293 !It's not over Come on! 940 01:04:46,543 --> 01:04:48,417 Shit! 941 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:50,293 ?What the hell? 942 01:04:57,084 --> 01:04:58,459 Come on, Comilla 943 01:05:12,126 --> 01:05:13,834 ?Everything is fine 944 01:05:15,668 --> 01:05:17,084 I caught them 945 01:05:29,501 --> 01:05:30,833 Come on! 946 01:05:30,834 --> 01:05:33,292 One last time! 947 01:05:33,293 --> 01:05:34,668 This is it! 948 01:05:52,293 --> 01:05:54,292 No! Not you! 949 01:05:54,293 --> 01:05:57,750 If you fail once, think twice 950 01:05:57,751 --> 01:06:01,584 No! If you fail once, think twice - 951 01:06:06,501 --> 01:06:08,501 I'm done! I finish 952 01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:14,251 Comilla! 953 01:06:18,334 --> 01:06:21,708 Shit, I'm done too I'm done too! 954 01:06:21,709 --> 01:06:25,125 , pull out !Remember to pull out 955 01:06:25,126 --> 01:06:26,834 Yaba-daba-do! 956 01:06:31,376 --> 01:06:33,500 What a dick! 957 01:06:33,501 --> 01:06:35,459 Save! Help me! 958 01:06:36,001 --> 01:06:37,793 Yance! 959 01:06:43,043 --> 01:06:44,625 Comilla! 960 01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:47,126 Comilla, save 961 01:06:48,501 --> 01:06:50,750 Yance! 962 01:06:50,751 --> 01:06:52,584 !Stop !Wait! 963 01:07:00,209 --> 01:07:01,834 Yance! 964 01:07:02,376 --> 01:07:04,001 !Stand without moving 965 01:07:05,376 --> 01:07:09,708 ?Wasps are yellow and black. That's all we have ?Why don't we know more about wasps? 966 01:07:09,709 --> 01:07:11,751 .Let's try a flashback 967 01:07:12,376 --> 01:07:15,542 !The flower is the boss !The flower is the boss 968 01:07:15,543 --> 01:07:17,751 Respect the flower 969 01:07:19,084 --> 01:07:20,542 Come on! 970 01:07:20,543 --> 01:07:22,293 Yance! 971 01:07:29,293 --> 01:07:33,668 Help your idol fulfill his destiny 972 01:07:35,168 --> 01:07:36,751 !Never 973 01:07:50,168 --> 01:07:51,751 In the name of Jesus 974 01:08:17,418 --> 01:08:19,376 Come on 975 01:08:31,168 --> 01:08:33,458 Damn it! ?They went 976 01:08:33,459 --> 01:08:35,708 .Yes ?Everything is fine 977 01:08:35,709 --> 01:08:38,668 ...this .it hurts... 978 01:08:40,001 --> 01:08:42,417 ?How does it... look? 979 01:08:42,418 --> 01:08:45,667 .I mean, yeah... it looks good 980 01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:48,375 ...I'll just see if I can find it 981 01:08:48,376 --> 01:08:50,751 !Just don't look down 982 01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:55,334 ?Hey Jans 983 01:08:57,043 --> 01:08:59,458 ...I just want to say 984 01:08:59,459 --> 01:09:02,000 .thanks for a great fucking weekend... 985 01:09:02,001 --> 01:09:04,418 Thank you too 986 01:09:22,584 --> 01:09:24,500 ?Hi, Comilla 987 01:09:24,501 --> 01:09:27,500 I'm glad I wasn't left behind in the egg sack 988 01:09:27,501 --> 01:09:30,417 .I'm glad I joined this journey 989 01:09:30,418 --> 01:09:32,293 with you 990 01:09:33,584 --> 01:09:38,001 I love you, Comilla - I love you too, Seaman. 991 01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:42,708 ...you know when we get in there 992 01:09:42,709 --> 01:09:44,500 .it will all be over 993 01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:46,292 The journey will end 994 01:09:46,293 --> 01:09:48,125 .Yes 995 01:09:48,126 --> 01:09:50,876 But what a journey it was 996 01:09:52,168 --> 01:09:54,292 Are you coming? I'm coming - 997 01:09:54,293 --> 01:09:56,334 .hard 998 01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:19,543 .all tests look great 999 01:10:20,543 --> 01:10:23,876 take it .then the process will begin 1000 01:10:24,001 --> 01:10:25,708 .it's very simple 1001 01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:28,458 ?So how long have you been together? 1002 01:10:28,459 --> 01:10:30,542 6... weeks 1003 01:10:30,543 --> 01:10:32,876 6 weeks, yes 1004 01:10:33,001 --> 01:10:35,125 ...of course 1005 01:10:35,126 --> 01:10:38,083 that you are not ready for this... .and that's perfectly fine 1006 01:10:38,084 --> 01:10:39,876 Do you have a job? no - 1007 01:10:40,001 --> 01:10:41,918 Apartment - no - 1008 01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:45,167 ?School - I graduated high school in the spring - 1009 01:10:45,168 --> 01:10:49,458 So everything is in front of you Maybe together, maybe not 1010 01:10:49,459 --> 01:10:50,876 Who knows? 1011 01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:53,750 ?But use protection next time, okay? 1012 01:10:53,751 --> 01:10:55,458 ...but I used 1013 01:10:55,459 --> 01:10:57,625 ...and so am I 1014 01:10:57,626 --> 01:10:59,126 It doesn't matter 1015 01:10:59,751 --> 01:11:04,042 Is everything fine, like - Lisa, honey, everything is great - 1016 01:11:04,043 --> 01:11:06,543 .yes, that's right ...because you have to remember 1017 01:11:07,334 --> 01:11:10,292 If you got yourself some dick 1018 01:11:10,293 --> 01:11:13,625 And maybe it didn't last long 1019 01:11:13,626 --> 01:11:15,833 And even if the egg got a little puncture 1020 01:11:15,834 --> 01:11:20,001 ...from the man's caviar 1021 01:11:22,126 --> 01:11:27,626 : It's still great to say Thanks, but no thanks, not now 1022 01:11:28,751 --> 01:11:34,250 Because if you don't feel it 1023 01:11:34,251 --> 01:11:39,458 So you don't 1024 01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:41,376 !Ready 1025 01:11:42,209 --> 01:11:44,500 Everyone can suck Everyone can fuck 1026 01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,876 , anyone can suck, lick .push it into the hole 1027 01:11:47,001 --> 01:11:49,167 Everyone can take out a child or three 1028 01:11:49,168 --> 01:11:52,293 .but that doesn't mean it's a good idea 1029 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:57,376 Soon we will be 10 billion .on the face of the earth 1030 01:11:59,001 --> 01:12:02,834 .hot dogs who live on junk food and gossip 1031 01:12:03,751 --> 01:12:08,251 .so let's be honest, friends : Let's say it together 1032 01:12:08,793 --> 01:12:12,334 ?Do we really need more of them? 1033 01:12:13,084 --> 01:12:16,167 No! .if you're not ready, then you're not ready 1034 01:12:16,168 --> 01:12:18,583 ?Ready to be a mother? ?Ready to be a father 1035 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:22,000 This is a complex question : But she has a simple answer 1036 01:12:22,001 --> 01:12:25,375 , if you are not ready .then you are not ready 1037 01:12:25,376 --> 01:12:29,500 .that's how it is. There is nothing wrong with that .because you have to be ready 1038 01:12:29,501 --> 01:12:31,750 , a lot of people were here 1039 01:12:31,751 --> 01:12:34,208 .lie down on my bench 1040 01:12:34,209 --> 01:12:39,250 Because you don't always think .before you fuck 1041 01:12:39,251 --> 01:12:41,876 You can be poor 1042 01:12:42,001 --> 01:12:45,583 .and you can be rich 1043 01:12:45,584 --> 01:12:48,542 But if it doesn't feel right 1044 01:12:48,543 --> 01:12:53,043 .Sit here and spread your legs 1045 01:12:53,751 --> 01:12:56,167 , if you are not ready .then you are not ready 1046 01:12:56,168 --> 01:12:58,500 ?Ready to be a mother? ?Ready to be a father 1047 01:12:58,501 --> 01:13:01,208 This is a complex question .but she has a simple answer 1048 01:13:01,209 --> 01:13:04,668 ...if you're not ready So you're not ready - 1049 01:13:07,834 --> 01:13:12,001 I had a miscarriage once .when I was young and beautiful 1050 01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:17,083 I loved cock so much .but less children 1051 01:13:17,084 --> 01:13:21,667 , and I got a flight attendant pregnant in 2005 1052 01:13:21,668 --> 01:13:26,333 It was a different time And then we got down to business 1053 01:13:26,334 --> 01:13:28,459 , if you are not ready !Then you are not ready 1054 01:13:28,876 --> 01:13:31,250 ?Ready to be a mother? ?Ready to be a father 1055 01:13:31,251 --> 01:13:34,584 Try raising a dog first - or live together as a couple - 1056 01:13:35,293 --> 01:13:37,292 , but if you are not ready 1057 01:13:37,293 --> 01:13:40,418 No, if you're not ready 1058 01:13:43,626 --> 01:13:47,709 There are so many other things .that you can waste your life on 1059 01:13:48,209 --> 01:13:52,293 Think some good things .is now on Netflix 1060 01:13:52,751 --> 01:13:57,333 .and you'll probably get mad again soon .it's so easy to do 1061 01:13:57,334 --> 01:14:02,208 And there are a lot of us down here !In any case 1062 01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:04,583 here in the sack - Come on, Shiri, Zirma - 1063 01:14:04,584 --> 01:14:06,793 Here in a bag 1064 01:14:07,418 --> 01:14:09,293 Here in a bag 1065 01:14:09,751 --> 01:14:14,500 Here it comes! Here, in a sack - 1066 01:14:14,501 --> 01:14:20,584 Soon we will be 10 billion .on the face of the earth 1067 01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:27,209 .hot dogs who live on junk food and gossip 1068 01:14:29,043 --> 01:14:34,376 , the question is complex .but she has an easy answer 1069 01:14:34,918 --> 01:14:37,793 , if you are not ready 1070 01:14:38,751 --> 01:14:40,667 .then you are not ready 1071 01:14:40,668 --> 01:14:44,459 !Ready 1072 01:14:50,126 --> 01:14:54,000 !No, you're not ready You are not ready 1073 01:14:54,001 --> 01:14:58,292 Oh baby, you're not ready 1074 01:14:58,293 --> 01:14:59,918 .and that's great 1075 01:15:00,043 --> 01:15:01,833 .yeah, that's great 1076 01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:05,293 You don't have to be ready 1077 01:15:13,418 --> 01:15:17,375 Are you okay? Yes, I think so - 1078 01:15:17,376 --> 01:15:20,126 .sorry - about what - 1079 01:15:20,543 --> 01:15:22,667 You're the one who got hit the hardest 1080 01:15:22,668 --> 01:15:27,250 It was you, alone, that you had to go through .All this, because of what we did 1081 01:15:27,251 --> 01:15:29,708 ?But you're here with me, right? 1082 01:15:29,709 --> 01:15:31,167 .all the way 1083 01:15:31,168 --> 01:15:33,500 .well, so I'm not alone after all 1084 01:15:33,501 --> 01:15:36,876 No ?So... what now? 1085 01:15:37,001 --> 01:15:39,417 ?What about a movie, maybe? 1086 01:15:39,418 --> 01:15:40,833 Yes 1087 01:15:40,834 --> 01:15:45,542 ?Certainly. What about Lord of the Rings? .I just got a special edition on blu-ray 1088 01:15:45,543 --> 01:15:49,125 , or Star Wars The last movie was released in high quality 1089 01:15:49,126 --> 01:15:51,792 .cool ?What about everyone else? 1090 01:15:51,793 --> 01:15:53,292 Everyone - Yes - 1091 01:15:53,293 --> 01:15:56,876 , if I take this pill It will take him two days to have an effect 1092 01:15:57,001 --> 01:15:59,500 .we can see everything in sequence 1093 01:15:59,501 --> 01:16:01,876 ...anyone ever told you 1094 01:16:02,001 --> 01:16:06,292 , that you are the most fantastic girl .cool, amazing that ever existed 1095 01:16:06,293 --> 01:16:07,708 .Yes 1096 01:16:07,709 --> 01:16:10,583 .just 2 seconds ago 1097 01:16:10,584 --> 01:16:15,292 .I think we should start with Star Wars The question is in what order 1098 01:16:15,293 --> 01:16:18,918 , will we watch them according to the year of production Or let's start with chapter 1 1099 01:16:19,043 --> 01:16:22,542 Or we can watch them according to the correct timeline 1100 01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:27,292 That is, we start with episodes 1, 2, 3 .” and then skip to “Rogue 1 1101 01:16:27,293 --> 01:16:32,543 No, we forgot Endor ..."Andor is actually before "Rogue One 1102 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:44,000 Nobody translated and synchronized by